Great Merchandise!

<p><img src="/images/stories/greatmerch01.gif" alt="" /> </p><p>These days, bands rely heavily on selling albums, shirts, posters, and other branded merchandise to make a living on the road.  Too often, though, bands compete...
Animal Collective Pint Glass
This band may not inspire the world's greatest amount of beer drinking, but at least you can decorate your bar with them.  Not recommended with strawberry jam-flavored beer.
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Arcade Fire Wallet
Since they've probably received a ton of your money over the last few years, you might as well keep your money in something with their name on it.  Never leave blank checks though.
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Band of Horses Ultimate Frisbee Disc
It's not clear whether the guys from Band of Horses are huge ultimate frisbee buffs, or it's just the demographic they're reaching, but either way, it's both stylish and conversational on the frisbee lawn.
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Cursive Koozie
The only thing better than beer is beer held by a koozie with your favorite band's logo on it.  Every band should offer these.
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Flaming Lips Alley Sign
They were given their own street in Oklahoma City, so now you can give them one in your bedroom.  Watch out for their special Arbor Day parades.
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Morrissey Jesus Ornament
What could be both more and less appropriate for the holiday season than a Morrissey Christmas ornament?  Maybe Morrissey singing over Handel's Messiah in the Vatican.
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TV On the Radio Panties
Forget web ads, posters, radio promos, and all the other typical advertising.  Why not just put your logo on ladies' rumps?  These guys are smart.
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White Stripes Cameras (Jack & Meg)
These two are truly merch masters. Cameras with each of the Stripes' names, faces, and all sorts of other stuff? Where did that come from?
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White Stripes Flash Drives
If you're looking for a cool tech-savvy way to honor your favorite band, look no further.  It could only better if it was loaded with Jack & Meg's favorite bookmarks, desktop backgrounds, and porn.
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White Stripes Hunting Kilt
Next time you go hunting, you should definitely be wearing this.  Be careful of flushing out squirrels nearby, as they may seek shelter up your leg.
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